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I Love Me Some……..

Posted by itiwtt on August 26, 2007

Welcome to our new weekly segment, I Love Me Some… where we will be discussing celebraties that we all know and love, but we don’t hear nothing about.  You’ll learn useless facts about people and find yourself saying, “I didn’t know what his name was!”, or “Dang, I didn’t know he had it going on like that!”

The featured celebrity this week has been on the tips of our tongues for the past 2 weeks.  We just can’t seem to get enough of him. Ever since we came across a throwback Soul Train episode, he has peaked our interest. This is why I Love Me Some…………………

Jermaine Jackson (and his ‘Fro)


Here’s a bit of vital information that you must store into the back of your brain. You know, just in case there’s an emergency and someone needs to know something about Jermaine Jackson immediately. Hey, it can happen. And there always has to be that ‘go-to’ person for frivolous information. Keep reading our blog and that person could be you.

Jermaine Jackson

  • AKA–Muhammad Abdul Aziz

  • Co-lead singer of Jackson 5 with prominent parts in I Want You Back, I’ll Be There, and most importantly Dancing Machine (She’s movin’, she’s groovin’, she’s dancin’ to the music)

  • Brother and best-friend to Tito and father to Jermajesty

  • Married to Hazel Gordy (Berry’s daughter), cheated on her and had 2 kids with 2 different mistresses

  • Married brother Randy’s ex-girlfriend whom Randy had 2 kids with (so at this point he was step daddy to his niece and nephew).  This caused a rift between the 2 brothers (YOU THINK!)

  • Responsible for the Jer-mania spreading throughout Europe

  • Envy of every black man from ’69-’72 who dreamed of having the quintessential ‘fro of sculpted symmetry

  • Future baby-daddy to every teenage girl from ’69-’72 who dreamed of making sweet love to a man who could not only sing, but also play the guitar all while maintaining a ‘fro full of curls and sheen.

 Quotes from the Street:

“Everybody loved Jermaine because his fro was so curly and his voice was so nice” – Ty’s Mom

“Jermaine’s fro was so tight, guys used to wear wigs just to look like his” – Deacon Jones

“I wouldn’t even date a guy unless his fro was like Jermaine’s” – Aunt Pam

“Michael was still a baby until he released the Off The Wall album so nobody looked at him like that.  But Jermaine was older…he was the one” – Angie

We present to thee, Jermaine LaJaune Jackson aka Muhammad Abdul Aziz…and his ‘fro:


Jermaine 1Jermaine 2Jermaine 3Jermaine 3



One Response to “I Love Me Some……..”

  1. Tam said

    Ha-haaaa – that’s what I’m talking about. JJ was a rollin’ stone ( I mean Muhamand =) ). I think I can put this information to good use!

    Love the blog! You guys are CRAZY.


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